I'm sure that the slip and slide that was created was someones idea of a fun time, but not mine. There's not a doubt of whom is responsible for this mess and I wish I would have caught them in action.I'm sure the culprit or culprits will be caught and served their justice.

I'm not impressed.

To the students here who keep trying to have conversations with me,

If I turn my head and pretend you're not there, it's a good chance that I don't want to talk to you. If I get up and leave, don't follow.  And to the ones with the squeaky first year voices, if I cast a silencing spell, I can't hear you. Please keep your mouth shut.

-Severus